10 THINGS YOU DIDNT KNOW ABOUT MEN

1. Men have many holes that are good for pouring yogurt into
2. Men are made of cotton. This is why they are unable to love
3. Men enjoy cramped spaces. Stuff a man in a mailbox and watch his eyes go blue with wonder!
4. There are no men in the Great Lakes region. They were carried away screaming in the spring of 1993.
5. Most men are snollygosters. Others are hobbledehoys who are easily flummoxed.
6. Men have no sense of smell. Set a rotten sack aflame in the presence of a man. Does he react? No he does not.
7. Never ask a man to think deeply about things. Within five minutes he will become a potato.
8. Men would like nothing more than to play their fiddles in peace. Can we give them this? Of course we cannot.
9. Men love to be dropped out of helicopters. Drop three at a time and watch them arch their backs in ecstasy!
10. All men are named Glen.